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The Glory Hole has no bar stools.
It's a fruit stand
Ha Ha
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Having consumed a large amount of alcohol both eyes begin to close and flicker as if you have bitten into a lemon(one eye generally more than the other). While the lemon is almost universally excluded from fruit salads, this doesn't seem to have hampered the popularity of the phrase.
'He was so pissed he went full fruit salad'
'Did you see the fruit salad on him in those pictures'
'That girl went more fruit salad than a healthy lunchbox'
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A particular individual whom partakes in a number of homo-sexual acts.
Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)
Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.
Person1: OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP! YOU'RE A COMPLETE HARTLEY!
Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!
Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY
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An overweight homosexual male of ethnic persuasion.
Did you see that fruit truck at the churro stand?
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A girl who really enjoys eating fruit. Fruit takes her to another dimension that's why she always zone out. and that's on periodt. and that's on bananas. and that's on pineapple. and that's on watermelon with chamoy. Shes the type of person that doesn't like other peoples banana peels on her plate.
"You can call me The Fruit Girl!"
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