Sweet Jesus

When you see a woman so beautiful she takes you by surprise

Sweet Jesus shes hot

Trap Jesus

Is a man who deals in the trap life, but hold to higher morals and standards.

Trap Jesus said he ain't smoking dope with anyone under 23, because they need to get out the traphouse and go to college.

ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.

"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"

jesus brb

freaking awesome.
the act of jesus leaving and coming back
thats what he said.

yo homies, dis is your snoop dawg jesus brb.

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hickory jesus

A wooden baton used to beat a protester to a near death experience

I showed that protestor some hickory Jesus

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Jesus Rifle

Rifles equipped with Military Targeting scopes with bible verse serial numbers made by Trijicon

U.S Soldier: I just sent that terrorist to Allah using my new Jesus Rifle! God bless you, trijicon.com!

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Jesus Pee

A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.

I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.

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