Is a man who deals in the trap life, but hold to higher morals and standards.
Trap Jesus said he ain't smoking dope with anyone under 23, because they need to get out the traphouse and go to college.
God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.
"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"
freaking awesome.
the act of jesus leaving and coming back
thats what he said.
yo homies, dis is your snoop dawg jesus brb.
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A wooden baton used to beat a protester to a near death experience
I showed that protestor some hickory Jesus
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Rifles equipped with Military Targeting scopes with bible verse serial numbers made by Trijicon
U.S Soldier: I just sent that terrorist to Allah using my new Jesus Rifle! God bless you, trijicon.com!
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A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.
I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.
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