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(verb) When someone is overly upset, angry, frustrated, etc.
Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.
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When somebody feels the overawhelming urge to tell the same story over and over again.
Shit dude, this is the third time you told me this fucking story. You have a severe case of truck driver syndrome...
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The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.
Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!
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a girl who is very large and busted
"that girl is a rusty dump truck"
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A squatted truck owner is someone who has a few extra chromosomes and smokes meth well building the truck to where the front of the truck is lifted in the air so when you're driving all you can see is the sky. There though process causes them to become very hostile. you manage to see a gaggle of Squatted truck owners you can see them rev their engines well impersonating a bird by throwing their arms up and down and jumping in there truck's bed. they are an extremely unintelligent species of you're more typical human. they tend to think they are the best at everything but in reality, nobody likes them for there extensive meth use and there obnoxious nature
you look there's a squatted truck owner lets go beat him up
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(v.) Refers to a large poop, usually from a female.
Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?
Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.
Quite.
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While one takes a crap, another sits on the person's legs so they can shit between them. Therefore both can crap at the same time.
I have to shit so bad!...We have to double dump truck!
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