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Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 29, 2022

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Alaskan Hello

When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.

I forgot the power was out and got an Alaskan hello in the bathroom!

by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023


Alaskan Flob

A euphemism for an eskimo gentleman's yoghurt slinger

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!

by Herbalfire September 20, 2023


Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ

I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!

by JJ37 April 21, 2011


Alaskan handjob

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.

Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!

by June 2, 2023

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Alaskan Slingshot

The act of pooping into a condom, and waving it around above your head.

Sean: Hey wanna go and raid the neighbors house?
Kieran: Sure, i'll grab the sling shot!
Sean: Make sure it's an Alaskan Slingshot!
Kieran: I will.

by DJPrincessLuna July 6, 2014


Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

by Boiwhathehellboi June 27, 2021