(1) A method the universe used to jinx the people who thought gen z was bad.
(2) anyone born 2012-(unknown time)
(3) a insult used by gen z
(4) the people who say "ohio rizz sigma gyatt skibidi dop dop"
Gen alpha: GIVE ME YOUR OHIO, YOURE SO SKIBIDI!
Gen Z: ew a gen alpha go put your musty ipad away
Millennials: and we thought gen Z was bad π
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Anyone born from the early 2010's to the present. If you think GenZ was annoying you'll die of cringe watching these fools' mere existence. They are practically copy-cats of GenZ except they just take slang and content, and turn it into a brain rotting parody of the original. They are practically the cargo cult of society, taking what they see as cool and new, and copying it without any understanding of what it means or how it works.
Hey man have you seen this video yet. No man it's just "Gen Alpha" garbage.
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Dumbass bitches that are so fucking annoying and are a fury barking and meowing their way to heaven or hell. Their dumbass are so bad at their subjects that they fail every subject and suck dick and they are so bad at sex that i feel bad for the person who they our having sex with because i promise they bark while they are having a βfunβ time.
Person 1 : What gen is that kid in?
Person 2 : I think he belongs in gen alpha look how he is fucking barking to his class
Person 1 : The fuck ur right
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A generation which is catastrophically critical right now, all because of Elsagate and so on.
Youtuber: "Gen Alpha is fucked, and we know that for sure."
The worst generation to ever fucking exist. There is absolutely NOTHING good about this generation, not their humor, not their behavior, nothing! They have no respect for literally anyone. I know I sound like a boomer but I am speaking from experience. From the moment they come out of their mama's womb, they are given an ipad with youtube shorts, skibidi, among us, all that Gen Alpha shit. Gen Z was just the prototype but Gen Alpha is on a whole other level.
"My 4 year old cousin is part of Gen Alpha."
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Basically a trying too hard nΓΌ-boomer who is so out of it that it's painful.
John's mom is basically a boomer and so out of it that it's painfully embarrassing. Total Gen Alpha.
Kids born in 2010-2024 who are definitely born in the wrong generation 100% and should stop being born in those years! The Gen Z people who where born in the 2000s (2000-2009) often complain about being born in the wrong generation and want to be born in the 1990s but in reality they where born in the last decent generation.
Lakeesha: Phew! I was born in 2009! I was so close but I dodged Gen Alpha successfully!
Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why canβt god send me here at least 2 years earlier!