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Someone who uses wikipedia for anything and everything.
Instead of using mental power, they use wp "insert here" in mozilla.
"Hey evan what are you eating with"
wp kitchen utensils
"Ohh.. its a fork"
"You internet faggot."
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Someone who's play Counter-Strike and/or use any form of internet lingo.
ie. 'pwn', '1337' etc.
An internet junkie is someone who spends the same amount of time on the internet as these people, but instead use good things: urbandictionary, erowid, pillreports and talk to friends.
A variation is the 'internet slut'.
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A person who looks at naked women on the Internet instead of takin out a real girl.
(After boss sees nude picture on his employees computer.) My boss thinks I'm an Internet cowboy but his secretary's got news for him.
Even if your brother was a Internet cowboy he should have asked my cousin out by now.
I can tell ya right know she ain't lookin for no Internet cowboy.
My daughter says your teenager ain't nothin but an Internet cowboy.
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An insecure racist bastard (redneck or otherwise) who thinks that the "Anonomynity" of the internet allows them to say racist things they are too chicken-shit to say outside their MySpace, or Facebook, or Urban-dictionary definition of Obama.
John: I don't like this video. I'll add a comment that says
"Stupid Niggerz can fuk temselvves cauz der black"
Bill: Don't be such an Internet Racist
John: Wait a minute... go check your MySpace!
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When someone tries to act all big and cool on the internet by posting offensive and rude posts and comments on forums, youtube, etc. Often done to attempt to feel good about one's sad pathetic lonely life.
Nolifer: "you fucking idiot dont know anything about this go to fucking hell lolol i fuck your mom bitch!!
Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"
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False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.
Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"
Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."
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A girl who is constantly browsing the internet and knows everything that goes on in social media, from new memes, to new youTube clips, to new gossip about celebrities.
Andrea always knows what's happening, she must be an internet girl.
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