Swamp Arse

Swamp arse is a very uncomfortable situation when your gooch, balls and arse crack are that damp and wet from sweating it resembles the conditions of a swamp

It’s so hot today, I have swamp arse

I’ve got proper bad swamp arse

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Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

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arse munch

someone who is a disliked fool

"that man just flicked his cigarette into that school yard..what an arse munch!"

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Yam arse

Yam arse

An butt that is perfect, looks and taste so good. Amazing like a sweet potato (yam).

Boy: There she is she's so hot. Little yam arse.

Boy 2: yam arse?

Boy: yes, like a sweet potato. Perfection.

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Arse Sick

Reffering to extemely messy shits, that when you look down beneath yourself, theres nothing but a bowl of chundered mess.

Deano:"Oooh mate, I wouldn't go in there for a while!"
Luke:" Why not mate?"
Deano:" Well I was just sick out of my arse!!"
Luke:" Ergh Deano! Its OK mate, I've been there 2."

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arse-chops

The buttocks

If you dont shut-up, im gonna ram my fist between your arse-chops

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Arse-sonist

An.ass-maniac.who.rapidly.fucks.her mate's ass,enough for friction to set in.

"If you know a kind of person like that,he's probably an Arse-sonist"

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