Kevin Bacon

The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.

Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!

Bacon Academy

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"yo did you take your schizophrenia pills yet?"
"I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY I LOVE BACON ACADEMY I WILL NEVER LEAVE BACON ACADEMY "

Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.

"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."

Bacon Sandwich

A nickname for an Australian woman, because they are so delicious and everyone wants to eat them.

You see that girl, Dara, over there? She's australian. She's a total bacon sandwich.

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Bacon Sandwich

One of, if not, the most peng british meals to ever go. Americans make fun of it for being bland but that’s because it isn’t diabetic or it doesn’t cause obesity after one bite. That’s all what fat Americans eat. They are served with sauce mainly Ketchup or Brown sauce but if it’s with like salad cream or mayo then that’s just mank

“Ay mate want a bacon sandwich?”
“Cheers bro, I’ll have with some HP brown please”

bacon shellshock

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.

"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."

popcorn bacon

the result of leaving a piece or more of bacon in the microwave or on the stove and causing it to shrivel into the shape of popcorn.

guy 1:"Hey you hungry?"
guy 2:"A little, why"
guy 1:"i... accidentally made popcorn bacon and i don't want it."
guy2:"Oh, ok uh... no thanks then>"

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