69th base

to make love to a small dog while under the influence of PCP

i got to 69th base with a chihuahua

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21th base

when 2 guys fuck 1 girl, one in each of her nostril

look at that cum thats sliding down...o never mind thats her snot-21th base

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sexual bases

first base includes kissing whether French, open mouth or peck on the lips or above belt touching

second base includes oral or heavy petting or hand jobs ,hands go below the waist

third base includes sex toys fingering

fourth base includes sexual intercourse/ going all the way (anal also)

john:man i'm going out with Jane today
nick:do you think she'll let you go to third base
john:i hope so .i mean its the third date

nick:well i'm only on my second date with Mary and shes gonna make me go to third base tonight
john:damn sexual bases are better than baseball hopefully i'll hit a home run soon

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1000000th Base

Taking a shit in space, and having sex with the shit flying around you. When finished, smear the shit on your face and use it as face cream, whilst your parents film the act and a catholic priest cheering you on

I totes got to 1000000th base last night

Thats alot of poop

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Based God

A Based God is the lowest rung on the Hip Hop Food Chain. ex: Basement God

Moe Sizlack II is such a Based God

1237👍 3209👎

3rd base

A popular clothing store in South African malls.

"Have you seen the new sneakers in 3rd Base?"

133👍 307👎

652nd base

to be molested with a can of lynx africa, whilst standing on your head and singing the dam buster tune.

oh my gosh! i went to 652nd base last night in the gym while i was doing yoga and singing the dam buster tune by a guy with a tin of lynx africa...it was pretty good!

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