A heavyset, and extremely angry woman with protruding nipples who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way who may prevent her from exacting revenge.
That woman took out six cops, four pit bulls and a rabid, deranged librarian to seek revenge on a 7-11 store owner, who cheated her out 60 cents because she bought the wrong flavour of Doritos. “Now she is a serious Battle Cow!”
Definition: A heavyset nipple protruding, extremely angry woman who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way or to prevent her from exacting revenge.
This vicious, angry woman took out six cops, two pit bulls and a cracked out skid to exact revenge on a 7-Eleven or store owner who cheated her out of $.60 because she chose the wrong flavour of Doritos. An onlooker said “What a Battle cow!”
A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Slang for a loaded magazine or clip
Toss me a battle box, I'm running low
A battle that tests various fuck boi skills to determine who is the weiniest of all the weinies
peiny weiny weiny hut jr fuck boi
Chad and Brad were arguing over who's Patagonia was the flyest. Bystanders took bets on who would win the weiny battle.
The Best game on the face of the earth.
HOLY SMOKES!!!! HE HAS BATTLE PILLARS!!!!! I WANT TO BE HIS FREIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A brisk freshening up including (but not limited to) application of perfume, quick cleaning of armpits, a change of clothes, or any other quick remedy aimed at reducing smells or sights that would indicate one's presence in battle.
Lorelai needs a battle shower to cover up the growing stench.