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A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other
"Oh my wife shes a uh, real battle axe of a woman, a real back bone of life".
Typically a type of ambush attack where one or more people who critique a word someone uses which results to people using literal, strict and obtuse interpretations of dictionary definitions to prove they're right. These people will selectively choose definitions to argue with and disregard definitions--even from the dictionary they're using--to contradict their interpretation of what a word means.
When Harry said he loved the movie The Matrix, Jonas started a dictionary battle when he interjected that Harry didn't actually "love" the movie because he wasn't romantically attracted to it and that he should "like" the movie instead.
Fart and Burp in one word + Battle
Guy: Yo lets do a furp battle!
Another Guy: bro wtf
An activity that involves 2-3 people using gifs to depict a battle on a messaging app like discord.
This is mainly just a roleplay, but you can get creative and write rules for it.
The most basic types of gifs you can use are: Attack gifs (usually of a person shooting a gun or punching) Heal gifs (usually some sort of potion or injection which can heal you if you have taken too many hits) Block gifs (shields, counters, etc. Blocks the opponent's attack.) Flee gifs (most likely a gif of a car driving away for someone running. Avoids the attack and leaves open some space to heal.) AND FINALLY... death gifs (someone in a grave, in a hospital bed, or a casket. Used to tell the opponent that you have died and lost the fight.)
Essentially, you just "fight" until someone decides to die and give the other person the win.
Can't write an example because you can't use gifs in this box. "should include the word being defined" okay urban dictionary. Fine. GIF Battle
a short guy in the military
the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka
"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"
UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"
A mock-fight that occurs when a shwaap is countered by another shwaap. A Shwaap Battle doesn't end until one side surrenders or dies of boredom.
I shwaaped my friend after a bad 'your-mom' joke and we ended up in a Shwaap Battle.