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awkward mammal that cannot control itself
hey whats that? uhhhh what the hell am i in... that damn skeet bear
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To fabricate or invent a word to avoid humiliation.
A: Avatar 3D was well grood! You should see it.
B: Do you mean good? haha.
A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...
B: That's Bear-Gas!
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A bear from ikea, only costing $39 aud btw, that is a holy bear, sent by god himself, for your pleasure.
The djungelskog is also one of the most powerful being in the universe, because he controls all the Fortnite V-Bucks
Damn, that djungelskog bear is looking mighty fine.
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Women's periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Therefore, when a woman is on her period, it is called "Bear Season".
Dude, did you bang her last night?
Nah, its bear season.
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Alpha male, hot boyfriend that is a sweetheart in the inside and strong on the outside. This leaves you with the perfect balance of feeling safe and adored.
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The Ko'o Bear is native to the Koolau Mountain Range on the island of Oahu in Hawaii. Little is known of this ferocious creature other that this: It only attacks prey in groups of 1. It stands approximately 12-13 feet tall with Dark Brown Fur, exceedingly long teeth and claws, and is migratory throughout the Hawaiian Region. Local Legend relays the fact that no man who has ever seen the Ko'o Bear has ever lived to tell the tale. Although it moves silently through the thickets given its size there is still one means of detection. The strikingly high pitched squawk of the Kakui Bird can be heard a considerable distance and is surely a warning that the Ko'o Bear draws near.
My first near encounter with the Ko'o Bear is as follows. While attempting to navigate my way through a large patch of thrangle (thorny, strangling) bushes deep in the Halawa valley. I came upon a clearing of decimated vegetation in a significantly remote area. Upon strict examination I must conclude this destruction to be the work of many men or a significantly large creature. Shortly thereafter and in close proximity to the previously mentioned area I was startled by an intensely robust squawk of what must have been the Kukui Bird. For the sound emanating from a short distance away I likened to "Ka-Koo-hee"! fortunately for me I have no tangible evidence to present save my verbal recollection or I would likely be deceased.
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The gayest type of low temperature pornography.
Ski Bear pwns!
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