Lack of Being Existent

The state of being dead or not existing.

My dad has been suffering from a lack of being existent for nearly a decade

being ozoned

Being banned from a competition whilst finishing first, second or third after being told that your equipment isn`t within specification

The debacle, christened ‘Enzogate’ online, exposed the limitations of trying to force competition paragliders into the EN system and shone a light on the manufacturers ‘arms race’ and the lengths that companies will go to to make a winning competition paraglider.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:59 pm Post subject: RE: Ozone / Rush 4 (Rumours) Reply with quote Mark post as unread
RichK wrote:
Pinches!... They will never live that one down...

Pinch Slapped - (v) being backhanded by the comp pimps for having a wing out of spec. Also see 'being Ozoned'

GrumpySmurf wrote:
Also see 'being Ozoned'

Or perhaps pwnzned?

Being cheval

Being cheval, mean that a person or a situation made you upset about something particular.
If humans will be more animals, your reaction will be automatically the same as a Horse who do noise with his mouth (squeal).

"Squeal - The horse usually squeals with its mouth closed. A squeal varies in length and loudness depending on the intensity of the situation. Often you hear a mare squeal when she did not like something that is happening or is being courted by a male."

- Hey Helena, how are you today ?
- Yeah all good, just this guys think he can be my friend when I'm saying to him that we are not on the same page.
This make me cheval bruv !

- Say less, being cheval is not good, I got you...

An extremely strange human being

One who is different from others, and is found quite strange. An extremely strange human being is sometimes called a raven.

Look at that Raven over there, they seem to be picking their nose, they are an extremely strange human being

ur ass cheeks being clapped

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

Being a real Emil Hylleberg

Being extremely loud into a microphone

Omfg you are being a real Emil Hylleberg right now

Being a haddock

When you need to wind your neck in, but don't have one to do so, e.g. when someone can't turn their heads without turning their whole body - like captain haddock

If he had a neck he should wind it in - he's being a haddock