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Blowjob day

The day you blow your man or any random dude

I’m looking forward to blowjob day!

by babetilm September 30, 2019


fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.

She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.

by soupbee November 6, 2014


redemption blowjob

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.

Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.

by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 15, 2023


Deckchair Blowjob

Extremely forceful deep-throat oral sex which results in the recipient folding up like a deckchair when he ejaculates

I ended up bent in two after Nicola gave me a deckchair blowjob

by Tedzer January 4, 2024


Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.

As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!

by QuacksO July 23, 2018


alvin blowjob

alvin getting a blowjob by brittany in the bathrom

alvin alvin blowjob

by doufingor August 22, 2022


demi blowjob

Only taking the head of the penis into the mouth while performing a blowjob.

She bent over and gave me a demi blowjob, wrapping her fingers around my shaft and sucking the head of my penis, never allowing more than an inch penetration.

by ThTT April 19, 2017