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Fart bucks are the currency of the developing Fart based economy and replace the bartering system used by couples when issuing penalties for farting each other as a a large collection of low value gifts contributed to global environmental issues.
The original penalty system required a gift of agreed value to be given to the victim by the assailant. I.e. if you a victim, you would be owed a gift valued at $10 by the farter.
A rules based order was quickly established (i.e. a "No Fart Zone" is a defined 3D boundary around ones anus. If a fart is released with another in this zone (~20cm) , a fine is issued).
Philosophers uncovered grey areas. "What if they are asleep?", "What if the farter can't move easily?"
These difficult questions led to the formation of FCAT (Farting Civil and Administrative Tribunal) where one could apply for exemption permits, or where fines could be sought or challenged (i.e. when a victim is outside the agreed No Fart Zone, but physically feels the fart).
Fart Bucks have a physical form, complete with a unique pictorial reference, the value of the note (i.e. $10FB) and the date of issue. Fart Bucks are saved in a Fart Bank (i.e. coin jar) and can be 'cashed in' for gifts. If your fart bank has $100FB, you are entitled to a gift of that value in the local currency.
Fart Buck debt schemes (loaning fart bucks), trading schemes (trading fart bucks), currency schemes (currently Fart Bucks are pegged 1:1 to local currency) are all being investigated.
"hearing a FART You farted on me! I'm in the No Fart Zone! That's TEN FART BUCKS!"
" I felt that fart through the bed, that's 10 fart bucks!"
"I farted on you last night while you were sleeping, I'm sorry. Here is 10 fart bucks"
"I'd like cash in my 250 Fart Bucks for a ticket to Disney land"
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Frank Buck is a nickname given to people who go with whatever comes their way.
Me: Man, that guy is a real Frank Buck.
Friend: Why?
Me: Cause he don't give a fuck!
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An incredibly annoying and intentionally devicesive person who just won't shut up
Stephen S was SUCH a BUCK-A-FUCK.. that damn buck-fuck
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A lacrosse groupie from Western Washington University
That girl is serious Buck Doe! I hope the Queen Buck Doe shows up at the drink up tonight....
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Virgin Buckaroos. For every V-Buck you own the longer you remain as a virgin. Used to buy skins and dances in the game "Fortnite"
"Hey Leo I'll be a virgin forever" "Why?" "I own 7,500 V-Bucks and own 69 fortnite skins"
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When having sex doggy style and the person in the back says something that makes the person receiving want to get away. It could be another person’s name, saying they have HIV, saying they just had sex with a dead person, etc. The goal is to have the receiver try to get away and the other person rides them for as long as they can. Rape. It’s basically rape.
When John was fucking, me he said he had HIV. I tried to get away, but he was then raping me while trying to do that bucking bronco thing.
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