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Fart bucks are the currency of the developing Fart based economy and replace the bartering system used by couples when issuing penalties for farting each other as a a large collection of low value gifts contributed to global environmental issues.
The original penalty system required a gift of agreed value to be given to the victim by the assailant. I.e. if you a victim, you would be owed a gift valued at $10 by the farter.
A rules based order was quickly established (i.e. a "No Fart Zone" is a defined 3D boundary around ones anus. If a fart is released with another in this zone (~20cm) , a fine is issued).
Philosophers uncovered grey areas. "What if they are asleep?", "What if the farter can't move easily?"
These difficult questions led to the formation of FCAT (Farting Civil and Administrative Tribunal) where one could apply for exemption permits, or where fines could be sought or challenged (i.e. when a victim is outside the agreed No Fart Zone, but physically feels the fart).
Fart Bucks have a physical form, complete with a unique pictorial reference, the value of the note (i.e. $10FB) and the date of issue. Fart Bucks are saved in a Fart Bank (i.e. coin jar) and can be 'cashed in' for gifts. If your fart bank has $100FB, you are entitled to a gift of that value in the local currency.
Fart Buck debt schemes (loaning fart bucks), trading schemes (trading fart bucks), currency schemes (currently Fart Bucks are pegged 1:1 to local currency) are all being investigated.
"hearing a FART You farted on me! I'm in the No Fart Zone! That's TEN FART BUCKS!"
" I felt that fart through the bed, that's 10 fart bucks!"
"I farted on you last night while you were sleeping, I'm sorry. Here is 10 fart bucks"
"I'd like cash in my 250 Fart Bucks for a ticket to Disney land"
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Frank Buck is a nickname given to people who go with whatever comes their way.
Me: Man, that guy is a real Frank Buck.
Friend: Why?
Me: Cause he don't give a fuck!
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An incredibly annoying and intentionally devicesive person who just won't shut up
Stephen S was SUCH a BUCK-A-FUCK.. that damn buck-fuck
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a derry way of saying you wanna do someone😜😜
michelle: i would really like to buck one of those protestant lads
erin: why are you always on about bucking someone
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When someone gets out of a seat that you want and by the laws of Seat Buck you are allowed to shout "Seat Buck!" and you are allowed to take the seat.
Your friend gets out of a comfortable recliner to pick up something he/she dropped. You yell "Seat Buck!" Which allows you to take his/her seat.
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The act of extreme hanging out. Often done when significant amounts of marijuana have been consumed.
Stoner 1- "Dude what are you doing you've been sitting on that couch for like 2 hours"
Stoner 2- "Buck Chillin' Homey"
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