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The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!
The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.
"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"
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*breathes* “well first of all, whore... I don’t appreciate you talking about my craft this way, that is really... that is really screwed up, whore...” -Quackity
someone exiles you? then you say, “well first of all, whore”
During intercourse the male will at all costs make his female partner cum before him even if it takes several hours!!!
Man#1: My girlfriend's mad at me for cuming before her.
Man#2: Dude ladies always cum first.
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A guy that likes to get straight into a girl, hugs, kisses and even sex very shortly after meeting her.
Well you always go around Going/diving In Dick First. I like to keep it slow and steady with a girl.
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When a guy stays with the first girlfriend hes ever had, no matter how goddamn annoying she may be, just because he's finally getting some.
-Man eric's girlfriend is irritating as hell. Why doesn't he dump her already?
-Eh its his first girlfriend. You know, first peice of ass syndrome.
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You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.
You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.
A term used to describe a style of writing where you write furiously and randomly, then worry about spelling, grammar and sentence structure later.
The point is to bring out all your ideas on to the page as fast as possible and then rearrange them till they make sense.
Comes from an old concept where one spits on an old dirty object, then wipes it off resulting in a shine. First used by a blogger under the pen-name "FitJerk"
Instead of worrying about writing the perfect article, why don't you just spit first shine later?
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