A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :).
Christian Call : I’m not famous:(
Me: you’re famous omfg
when your text app is broken or you have recently lost texting on your phone and call up a buddy to relay a two to three word message followed with hanging up immediately.
Jason- (to himself) Damn, my text app doesn't work again. No nevermind. (starts calling Frank).
Frank- (recieving call) Hey.
Jason- (says to Frank) What up mane? (hangs up)
Frank- (to himself) What the actual fuck? Jason and his text calling.
tweeting your suicide note
calling it twits y'all, text it <3
When you would like to share your contact Cell or GSM number with someone else. You call them to share that phone number and contact information or contact details.
First PersonMy cell (GSM) number is.. (interrupt)Second personJust send me a handshake call on my cell (GSM), I will see your incoming number (contact details) and I will add you in my contacts, its faster and more precise.
When all of sudden, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a shit
You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?
You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.
<i>etymology</i> From the 2016 film <i>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice</i>
<i>interjection</i> Time-out. Used to stop or interrupt a heated argument that is on the verge of becoming a fistfight.
See also: Martha
The fanboys' DC vs Marvel debate was about to blow up, I had to call Martha!
When you call your bro in middle of the night to brag about the booty-call you just had
Phone rings
Trey: Dawg, why you hollin at me right now, it's two in the AM?
Dez: Awww playa I was just with this girl who was so fine.
Trey: You did not just Brody Call me at 2 in the AM!