Random
Source Code
Random
When you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.
I cotton candied myself at work today
What Junior The Forbidden One smelled
“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”
Junior loves snout and candy
If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy
Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol
A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy
Derived from Eye Candy ( a guy who is good for nothing else but is extremely attractive so is a lot of fun to just stare at.)
Life Candy is when a guy not only is incredibly attractive to the point where any girl would jump him if only they were asked, he is also charming, very intelligent and an altogether nice person.
The only problem with someone who is referred to as Life Candy is that they generally know that this is what they are and therefore have incredibly high standards.
They also usually have a high number of bimbo followers who make it even harder to get their attention.
Synonyms: Prince-Charming, Perfection
Antonyms: Douche-bags, Assholes, Ugly People, People who cannot spell.
an Example of Life Candy is Prince Charming from every Fairy Tale girls were read as children.
Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.
Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN
Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*
"Street Candy"
Just another word for a prostitute. Slightly better in appearance than regular girls. Along the lines of "Street Walker", "Street Meat" etc.
"Kelly was a street candy, beautiful brunette from good family, turned to life of prostitution due to her methamphetamine addiction."
The mindset of sucking it up and pushing through the pain. To suffer in silence or with a smile on your face. Never showing weakness.
Squats suck but pain is candy!
100 burpees you say? Pain is candy!
Consist of pills, marijuana, coke, ecstasy, lsd, shrooms, all layed out on a plate.
I got that candy dish if you wanna taste.