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You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.
People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary
I’m being chased by a lobster
Call the police
Ok
person 1: “what is the best chase atlantic song?”
person 2: “oh! definitely drugs & money!”
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Telling someone to mind their business and don’t worry about what somebody else is doing
Jadaurian won’t stop telling people to go chase a bag.
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To while away hours on end clicking whichever blue hyperlinks catch your idle fancy.
Variant of 'chasing the dragon'
I spent Sunday afternoon just chasing the blue dragon while my kids waited to go to the park.
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A Hot fag- it who hates me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 345-9816
Chase Boi Bean Head Don't want me 2 call him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(So feel free 2 call him 4 me!)
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when you meet your friends.....dive into bushes....get someones house really good and then go to get another persons house but a car drives by and says "what are you guys doing" and you say, "not you" and then they chase you around and you go uhp this hill and you and your friend trip and roll down a prickley hill and loose your glasses in pitch black....and then some guy pulls uhp and says, "get in the car" and says you fucking teepeed my house and you say you didnt but then you found out what you though was your friends house was actually the guys house and while trying to hide from them you scrape uhp our knee and then you go to the guys house and take down all the toilet paper and move it to the next house over which is actually your friends house and you get the house really good......and you never stop talking about that day!!!
"get in the car"
"what"
"get the fuck uhp, and get in the car"
"what are you talking about"
"you fucking teepeed my house"
"no we didnt"
"yes you did stop lying"
"wait where do you live"
"the last house on cheyenne"
"ohhhhhh, we thought your house was our friends"
"well it's not"
"sorry"
haaaaaa that was a high speed teepee chase
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A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.
Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.