Nashville Christian

closeted homophobes

Omg you went to Nashville Christian, get well soon!

Christian Sundby

The GAYEST person you will ever meet. A fucking whore.

Christian Sundby is the gayest bitch whore ever. Penis

Christian Martinoli

The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!

- Example:
He is like Christian Martinoli, has a sentence for everything!

Christian Zaleski

When a guy has the best hair, best teeth and smile, is charming, outgoing, and hilarious.

Dude, did you see that guy just then?

He’s a real Christian Zaleski

Christian with benefits

Being a devout Christian while also engaging in premarital sex.

Guy 1: I gotta try to hook up with her.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.

Christian Walrus

An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.

Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?

Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...

non-christian

To not be Christian.

"you are non-christian" said Dequan to Debby.