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Unheady school filled with rich kids. teh lame
lets go to babson college and act like a doosh with the other babson doosh bags
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A College that is totally Dildo's and is backwards retarted, they'll tell you that you need to take such and such a course and when you go to register you need fucking permission...what kinda bullshit is that?
Dude 1 : i was trying to register for classes and i got fucked because i didnt have permission for something they told me i needed....
Dude 2 : wow, lehman college is totally DILDO'S!
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the biggest hell hole in illinois where all the girls turn into lesbians and the guys standards go straight down the drain
you're going to MacMurray College (aka Mac)? do u plan on turning dike?
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Since 1888, Wheelock College has been providing a transformational education to students passionate about making the world a better place—especially for children and families.
While most of our students elect to work in the helping professions of education, social work, child life, and juvenile justice and youth advocacy, many pursue, and make exceptional contributions to, a wide variety of professions.
We offer a unique blend of:
A mission-driven focus;
Close collaboration with faculty in small classes;
An array of undergraduate arts and sciences programs coupled with professional programs that enable most students to graduate with double majors;
Graduate offerings that support professionals throughout their careers; and
Real-world work experiences each semester at Wheelock that help students integrate theory with real-world practice, making them highly sought-after graduates.
Together, these catalysts for change help our students develop the knowledge, confidence, perspective and drive to pursue personal and professional lives of substance, meaning, and satisfaction anywhere in the world they choose to live and work.
As a highly respected advocate for social policy, Wheelock also helps to shape and strengthen the social systems that positively impact children and families around the globe.
Person: "i always dreamed about making a different"
person B: " so what do you do?"
Person: "i attend wheelock college's child life program. it is the first program of its kind."
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A place for "higher learning" that students attend after high school. Students who attend community colleges generally 1) did bad in high school and could not get accepted anywhere else 2) went to a university and dropped out/kicked out due to inadequate grades and then signed up for a community college 3) a lot of older students ages 18-25 (most have jobs, some have kids) 4) students who never got a high school diploma, are 30 or 40 years old, and are just now deciding to get their GED 5) and lastly, there are SOME bright students who attend community college due to financial reasons (me being one of them), but yeah for the most part community colleges suck there is no social life, most students commute and attend class then go home right away, campus is ugly, no dorms, no frats or sororities, a lot of students smoke, in my CC there is a gym, but access is only granted to students who play for the school (thats bullshit), and finally the classes are completely dumbed down. They are so dumbed down it is literally impossible to not get an A if you attend every class and are not late often. Very LOW standards, you won't learn much. Anybody can get in.
Superman: Hey what did you score on your exam ?
Batman: 105%
Superman: Wow, you must be really smart.
Batman: No I just attend community college. I studied about 45 minutes for my exam which was worth 15 percent of my grade and still managed a 105 percent due to all the extra credit I got on the exam.
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Macalester College (Pronounced Mu-cal-est-er; Nickname MAC) is a Liberal Arts college located in Saint Paul, MN.
Though the college itself may be small, the student population consists of 50% Chinese students, 50% International students and about 125% Hipsters.
Students often pride themselves on their self-supposed intellectual superiority, though science has yet to verify such notions. The open-mindedness of Macalester students often extends only to their own personal beliefs--objections outside the realm of "open-mindedness" are considered complete bigotry and said individuals are deemed worse than Hitler. Yes, tolerance is definitely in fool bloom at Macalester.
The college is predominantly liberal with a healthy dose of socialists and communists. Conservative view is held to a bare minimum, do to financial restraints, as well as local Saint Paul legislation prohibiting such actions.
Recently, Macalester has extended a hand to less-representative groups on campus. To encourage beneficial diversity on campus, Macalester has recently placed attractive women on affirmative action groups.
Dude: My professors at Macalester College totally opened my mind.
Bro: Yeah, Dude, like what?
Dude: (Lose Paraphrasing of the Communist Manifesto)
Bro: Is it being open-minded if you just form your mind to someone else's ideas?
Dude: You're just not open-minded. You're worse than Hitler.
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doing things as college students would.
That kid drank way too much on Tuesday night then slept with that skinny, blonde chick. It's ok, though, he was just doing it college style.
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