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When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead
Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”
Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
Little beach balls of choochie juice in your underwear that hardens over time into little balls.
"Yo dude look at all your Coochie Boogers theres hundreds of them"
When a Man has not had any coochie for a long period of time and his feral instincts begin to return where he becomes angry at even the smallest little thing where he will then commit random acts of violence towards friends, family, and whatever motherfucka is in the vicinity
“Aye that n*** Tony just boxed a fly his ahh mad coochie deprived"
Cheese burger, with atleast 300 oz. of extra mayo.
Mark: Just ate a huge coochie rep bro.
James: What the fuck dude?
Happens after you finger a girl and your fingers continue to smell like pussy for the rest of the day.
dang why do my fingers smell like that. Oh yeah I think I have coochie fingers.
when you’re shy about your vagina and you try to hide it from men while having sexual interactions.
Adam: Babe I love your coochie it’s so hot, show it to me.
Eve: Sorry baby, I can’t, I have coochie coy I’m insecure.
When you creeping with someone on the low and you think everyone in the circle knows about your coochie.
Person 1: I just so and so’s friend you think he knows about us??
Person 2: NAH
Person 1: you sure? He lookin hella hard
Person 2: Girl you’re just suffering from coochie paranoia.