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A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
I couch twerked because I was too lazy to actually twerk.
The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
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when you lick couches
Stop licking couches you couch licker!
Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.
A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."
B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."
The act of making love to a "big beautiful couch," otherwise known as a BBC.
"The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."
Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time
I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?
Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.
“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”