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A childlike white adult who can't think outside the box & is corny & sweet.Also when you dig deep inside you find a toy, something for children to play with.Or crackers term used for pale square people who (jack) culture, land,history,etc.
I told my son it's a little late for "CRACKER JACK" maybe tomorrow
A person who cracks (spreads the legs of) a bitch/woman who is taken or hard to get.
Jason is one smooth bitch cracker. No girl is off limits.
A district of a city anywhere in a non-European country, usually in Asia, where a large, concentrated white minority resides. The district is frequently dirty and sporadic street vendors can be found selling cheap, basement made goods.
Ying: Hey Yang, I need a hamburger, let's head to cracker town.
Yang: Good idea Ying, I could use a knew watch and some Fokie sunglasses.
The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most
Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.
(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person
YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!
A sexual act involving facial hair, bodily fluids, and a cracker in various ways. The cracker involved is eaten afterwards.
So, I happened to walk in on one of my friends giving his woman an amish cracker last night.