CRACKER JACK

A childlike white adult who can't think outside the box & is corny & sweet.Also when you dig deep inside you find a toy, something for children to play with.Or crackers term used for pale square people who (jack) culture, land,history,etc.

I told my son it's a little late for "CRACKER JACK" maybe tomorrow

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bitch cracker

A person who cracks (spreads the legs of) a bitch/woman who is taken or hard to get.

Jason is one smooth bitch cracker. No girl is off limits.

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cracker town

A district of a city anywhere in a non-European country, usually in Asia, where a large, concentrated white minority resides. The district is frequently dirty and sporadic street vendors can be found selling cheap, basement made goods.

Ying: Hey Yang, I need a hamburger, let's head to cracker town.

Yang: Good idea Ying, I could use a knew watch and some Fokie sunglasses.

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Anal Crackers

The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most

Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.

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amish cracker

A sexual act involving facial hair, bodily fluids, and a cracker in various ways. The cracker involved is eaten afterwards.

So, I happened to walk in on one of my friends giving his woman an amish cracker last night.

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Couch Cracker

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person

YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!

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Happy cracker

The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.

Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.

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