Dead Homies

This phrase connotes to, “on my mother” . Other examples include. “On me”
“On the mob” “I put that on my life” or what children used in the 2000s that was over exertingly corny “on my cousins grave” . A form of expression of being serious.

“She finna get her shit knocked. Dead homies.”

“Dead homies we up in this.”
“Girl dead homies he a full entree.”

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God is dead

Something edgy/borderline autistic high-school boys say when they want attention.

Susie: “my parents both died in a car accident yesterday, even if you don't believe in God please give them your prayers at-least for me”

Athiest: “ i respect your religious freedom and i will gladly pray if you believe it will help”

Emo chad: “God is dead, he doesnt care about your parents”

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Dead Pull

1. To hand masturbate yourself after a night of drinking and/or festivities..
2. After a session of sex, attempting to ejaculate without taking a rest first.

After a hard night of drinking, Alan woke up this morning and conducted a dead pull.

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Dead Spot

The area where you have no signal on your wireless device whatsoever and you can't send or recieve anything.

" I was having a really important buisness call with my boss yesterday until I hit a dead spot and lost it."

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dead bolt

When a person slides the bolt of your locker out of place, forcing you to re-open your locker all over again.

Oh my god, he dead bolted me just as I was about to go to class.

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dead shelby!

someone named shelby who is rather stupid

dead shelby!!! goof!
son of a dead shelby

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dead-fish

What I'm going to hide under the seat of my ex's car.

(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"

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