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When your lady decides to finger her man's pisshole
I got quite the surprise when my wife gave me the devil's spear. I didn't think her finger would fit in my pisshole.
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An all girl indie metal band originating from Toronto Canada. Lead singer Seneca James was said to get her dark lyrics from a demon spirit who allegedly molested her as a child. Other members of the group include Cassandra Black on drums, Celeste King lead guitar, and Angela Heart on base. They are generally known to be awesome, disturbing and intensely mind stimulating, fans find that their concerts are quiet possible the best experience one can hope to have in a life time. They are often known for performing topless, and engaging in lude sexual acts between songs. They are also well known for touring with Kitten Aids the underground japanese all girl metalcore band.
Wil : "Hey man did you see Devil's Taint last night they were so freaking amazing, the concert was so great i had a hard on the whole time."
Brandon: "Wowza were they really, im so mad i missed them. Their music totally pulled me out of my depression."
"Steven: "Fellers Fellers, oohhhh boy i just got a gram of coke at a Devil's taint concert."
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Also known as a Devil's Three-way, the Devil's Triangle is three-way sexual intercourse involving two men and one woman.
"Sometimes my me and my bro like to take on one girl at the same time and Eiffel Tower her."
"You don't get weirded out by a threeway with two dudes and one woman?"
"Nah man, there's nothing wrong with a little Devil's Triangle between friends"
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When Collins, Flake and Manchin FFFFF_ck millions of women all at once.
It's so sad when Senators choose politics over people and do a Devil's Triangle.
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Jimmys Devils are a unique fighting force created by a WW2 spy for the Allies known only as Jimmy. The team consists of 3 unique and very dangerous men, Danny, Josh and Justin, and they do battle with the forces of evil, a.k.a. Macavelli, a former Nazi with a personal vendetta against Jimmy.
Justin: we are the deadliest weapons known to man
Danny: nothing can stop us
Josh: especially bad Guyezz
Justin: I’m Justin, still the trusty brave one, and still the prettiest.
Danny: I’m Danny, still the brainy one with the cool one liners
Josh: And I’m Josh and I forgot my line
All: And we are:
Jimmys Devils
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Similar to The Stranger where you sit on your hand until it goes numb, but prior to masturbation Tiger Balm is applied to the hand giving the sensation of another person, who also happens to be the devil, giving you a handy.
The devil pulled me into lust. I would stare at screens, magazines, my hand…but now I’m free. I’m free of the "Devil's Grip"
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Nixon took it into his own hands when it came to fighting the red devil.
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