The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3
"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"
A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.
when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo
Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.
When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo
Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo
when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo
bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.
When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.
I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo
The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off and preceding to use it as a dildo
After we got done fucking I went to the restroom and gave her a sausage dildo to play around with.