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This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.
girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.
Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.
That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..
When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high
Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk
To be so in love you start acting like you're a happy, giggly drunk
Natalia and Anna were so drunk on love they couldn't stop laughing and they were all over eachother
When a group passes out from alcohol consumption all in the same place resulting in a pile of drunk body's.
Damn dude...that's a big drunk-pile.
Dude, I woke up in a drunk-pile this morning.
Dude, I think I passed out in a drunk-pile last night.
When you get to the point of drunkeness that you are incapable of remembering your name, where you are, and why you are...or are not...wearing underpants.
Bro #1 "Bro...are you okay?"
Bro #2 " ...whsush"
Bro #1 "Oh man you're Primo Drunk"
Bro #2 *Drops*
goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs
omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!