cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

Brown eyed betty

1. A woman or man who is full of shit.
2. Another name for somebody's asshole

1. Wow marys a real brown eyed betty

2. Guy: Hey man I got to see suzys brown eyed betty last night
Guy 2: nice

brown eyed delight

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

Red eyed wolf

A red eyed black wolf, specifically in a tattoo, is a way to recognize a sex offender.

Look at that fat woman with the red eyed wolf tattoo, she must be a pedo.

Red eyed wolf

A red eyed wolf, specifically in tattoo form, is a tattoo given to sex offenders to warn the public of their crimes.

She has a red eyed wolf tattoo, she’s definitely a pedo.

Two eyed four eyed cunt

Lester from GTA

Lester is a two eyed four eyed cunt

sticky eyed

basically when sombody nuts in your face and it gets in your eyes

DAMN HOE YOU JUST MF GOT STICKY EYED