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When you strangle someone with both hands.
I remember the days when Marty used to make the motion of strangling someone on the dock. Oh, you mean the double fisted cuddle? That's a Marty classic.
A bro fist that ends with each bro making 3 or more explosions with his or her fist.
Named for Michael Bay, who can't seem to make a movie without putting over 9000 explosions in it.
Bro #1: Hey, bro! Happy 4th of July!
Bro #2: We gotta have a special bro fist for this!
Bro #1: Baysplosion Bro Fist, brah!
-They do the Baysplosion Bro Fist-
Bro #2: Yeah, 'Merica!
The ultimate punch you attain by fapping 1000000 times with the same hand.
I wrecked him with the fist of a million faps
I fapped 10 times for a thousand days to attain the fist of a million faps
To get ones fist covered in fecal matter from rapidly pumping ones fist into an anal cavity other another person.
"Man Matt the rangers sure are chocolate fist blasting the Canadians right now"
Inserting your hand into the anus of someone with bad hemorrhoids.
Put my arm up father john after school. Felt like I had a fist full of quarters. He had some shocking
hemorrhoids
When a girl gives you a hand job with both hands stroking your cock but at the same time adding a slight twist with both hands as she nears the tip..
My girl gave me the best double fist twist I ever had last night, I came three times..
Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?
Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?
Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.