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When you got a hoe and she’s on your line but you refuse to make the time.
Yung OD: I got your hoe she on my line
Chef hud: but you gotta focus on yoself, remember the church house state of mind?
Sleeping in on sunday morning when all the good baptists go to services
Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.
Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.
The Wein Church is a church and religion that revolves around the idea that all people deserve big titty anime girls.
The Wein Church is a real religion
Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide
I should burn three willows church for cursing me so badly
extremely violent and intense loss of ones virginity.
Bro1:what did you do with that girl last night
Bro2: let’s just say I was breaking the church bell
Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.
Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?
Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
(verb): to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.
a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by either G-d or the Unforgivables?
student: to become Jesus Christ the historical character and to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character,