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The reason your homie failed no nut November is because he wasn’t strong enough to survive. Although it was for a good reason as I told him about Riley Reid on porn hub and how to make a fake flesh light. you get a glass, put sponges around the inside then put some rubber gloves into it to fit ur dong size. You should try it! Use this to explain to someone as to why you failed no nut November.
Some dude: yo have u failed yet
The other guy: um yeah......
Some dude: dude wtf ur weak bruh
The other guy: read this NNN fail explanation, cunt
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Using the term fail too much in one sentence.
Sarah: "fudge! I dropped my ice cream."
Emily: "that fail was like a total failure of epic failing failness!"
Sarah: "just shut up! Commiting Fail Redundancy doesn't make you any cooler than me!"
Emily: "....that was still a fail."
Sarah: *mean glare*
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two old men having sex.
when old, one fails to cum on the job. fail job can also be an extreme term for failing.
"Wow, you lost your keys again!? your such a fail job!"
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1. A monicker for the FN FAL (Fusil Automatique Léger), a Belgian gun used since the 1950s. Its status as the "Fail Cannon" stems from its use in the first person shooter Modern Warfare 2. The gun is the only assault rifle in the game that is neither automatic nor three round burst, and sports a much smaller clip and horrible iron sights. As a result of these deficiencies, the gun typically fires fail towards enemies. Some really good players use it as a personal handicap to keep the game challenging for themselves.
2. Any object not suitable to the task it is being used for.
Spectator: How did you just go 4 and 18 on Highrise? Oh...you were using the fail cannon, I should have known.
Guy who needs help: Can you help me hammer this nail into the wall?
Guy #2: Yeah, try trading in that fail cannon for a real hammer.
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A particularly disgusting phrase implying any of the following:
1. 'Epic banter' has just failed.
2. 'Banter' has just failed in an 'epic' way
3. A fresher tried to use every word they just learned at university in one go and ironically suffered an 'epic banter fail' themselves.
NB: NEVER say this.
John: "Last night was epic!"
Sophie: "Yeah, so much banter!"
Alison: "No, last night was a fail!"
Fresher: (panics) EPIC BANTER FAIL! *cough*
"Did you seethe girl @ the bar making eyes for me?"
"No, but watching u flirt n' fail will be the highlight of my evening."
A girl’s tits having a size that would be failing in her school assignments.
D Cups onwards.
“Holy shit man! Leah’s tits have to be a D cup!”
“Yeah man she’s got failing grade tits.”