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the fuck do you not know what Google maps is Google it
Google maps is a maps service by google
A person so compulsive about looking up online information they don't notice their friends throwing out topics in conversation just to watch them dive into their cell phone.
I don't need to look that up, Steve will do it. He's my Google bitch.
When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.
Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!
Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!
Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.
What doesn't Google Shrek mean?
Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given
When a person uses Google for LITERALLY anything.
The person may or may not know what they're talking about but uses Google to breathe and live.
A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.
"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."