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A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.
Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."
This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
Bermudian Flicker Gooning is a method of flicker gooning where you goon directly into a fan, doing it so much that the wind pressure combined with the volume of semen/squirt juices creates a hurricane, representing the Bermuda Triangle.
"Hey bro, did you try out Bermudian Flicker Gooning yet? Everyone's doing it!"
A goon with 4 layers of jowls on their turkey neck
that old saggy Jowl goon got huge turkey neck jowls
A person that nobody likes, they probably smell really bad too. They ask the stupidest questions and they're incredibly annoying. Not someone you want to hang out with.
That kid is such a filthy goon.
He's the filthiest of goons.
Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy
I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone
Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause
Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.