Something a LOL player never touch.
"Tim will never touch grass because he's a vexatious little piss ant."
Something some of y'all need to touch, like now. Seriously, what is going on with people?
Chad: *Is just being a Chad in general*
Person: Go outside and touch some grass.
A plant that is poisonous to gamers.
Aiden: Did you know that Jake hasn't touched grass in weeks?
Jake: wait what???