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Gut spud

A faecal potato

She dropped a couple of gut spuds in the bed and I want 50 million dollars

by Roastpeas May 22, 2022


Smashed the guts out of it

To have vicious, somewhat unhealthy intercourse.

"it got to the point I had to shag her. Absolutely smashed the guts out of it, I did. You should've seen it. Fanny like sandblasted beef tripe"

by Smear test August 23, 2017

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County Gut

When you go to County Jail and come out fatter because the only food available makes you fat.

1. Yo girl, what's up with that county gut?
2. I can't move with this country gut.

by chupon April 20, 2013


Granny Good Guts

An older woman with a very attractive body

Check out granny good guts in the Starbucks line

by Crockett61 June 19, 2023


Garbage Ass Guts

The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.

Hey, be sure your Uncle don't get ANY dairy. You know he got them garbage ass guts.

by January 3, 2021


Pumps Guts

A synonym for “Excellent” commonly used by steroid users and gamblers

“Hey Naturjay”
“What’s up lil bro”
“What do you think of my new beer bong?”
*slurps a beach through beer bong*
“That shit pumps guts lil bro”

by Naturjay June 4, 2024


Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.

Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"

by The Fratriarch October 29, 2021