half stache

1. (n.) A partially developed mustache with a soft, fuzzy texture instead of thick, fully developed facial hair. It is undesirable and should be shaved off as soon as possible.
2. (n.) One who sports such a mustache in a desperate attempt to appear mature or cool, but obviously falls far short of their goal. A person with a half stache usually tries to act intellectual and contantly engages in unwanted political conversation with persons who do not desire to hear the half stache's ramblings.

Look at that loser, he has a half stache.

Half stache is trying to discuss popular soveriegnty with Mr. Knix again. I wish that idiot would know his place and just shut the hell up. Nobody even cares about what he has to say.

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half-stepper

One who trys too hard to act hard.
A wannabe gangsta, a fake, a toy.
One who is especially adept in the art of wak-ness.

A; "Wow, look at that dude in the orange Cross-Colours,
sporting the peroxide blonde crewcut..."

B; "Sheesh, what a half-stepper!"

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half-a-kush

1. When one smokes half an ounce of kush in a week.
2. Half of an ounce of kush.

Winston: We half-a-kushed this last week
Penguin:...WOOP WOOP

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Half Ling

A person who is 1/2 asian and 1/2 white

Fred's mom is white and his dad is asian, which makes him a half ling

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Half-cock

A circumcised penis.

When he took his pants off I saw he had a repulsive half-cock.

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Half-virgin

Noun. A girl who opts to only have anal sex to avoid losing her virginity.

"Is Ann still a virgin? I know she wanted to wait until marriage to have sex." "Actually she's only a half-virgin, she has anal all the time!"

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half of Mexico

Exaggerative slang term for a metric shitload of weed(marijuana).

1. "Well here it is. My new ginormous 2000-liter bong that I bought at the local pawn shop yesterday."
"Whoaly shit dogg! Looks like you can fit half of Mexico in that thing!"

2. (scene from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas)

D.A.: Do you know who you're fucking with here? I'll have your badge you moron!
Cop 1: Shut up! You found anything back there? (Cop 2 is checking out the boot of the D.A.'s car.)
Cop 2: Found anything? He's got half of
Mexico in here! Must be two tons of Mary here!
D.A.: What? But... but I've never seen... how could it have...?
Cop 1: Eloquent defence you got there, buddy.

(source: GameFaqs.com GTA San Andreas game script)





Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.

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