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Slap The Ham

1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.

2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.

Danny likes to slap the ham.

Did you hear that Will slapped the ham yesterday?

by Fingeringbutts May 26, 2006

45πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


ham sandwich

Whens a someone puts an ass right on you face

thanks you fugger I no likes ham sandwich

by Cangh Jui May 16, 2003

31πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


ham sandwich

The cause of death or potential murder instrument for someone who is weight challenged. As opposed to pretzel, which is the choice of presidential assassins.

Austin Powers: Mama Cass... Dead... Ham Sandwich.

by John Costanzo August 31, 2005

23πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Flamming the ham

Masturbation (male form).

A flam is a musical term, meaning "a drumbeat consisting of two notes in quick succession, with the accent on the second." Flamming as a verb means "to deceive; delude; cheat."

In the expression "flamming the ham," the meaning of flamming is primarily the musical one, i.e., the noun form, but modified to, in effect, coin a verb -- and is used in the sense of beating (as in a drum).

There's no need to expound on the meaning of "ham," is there?

Yeah, it was another washout of an evening, no chemistry, no fun, no interest, so I ended up at home again, flamming the ham, as usual.

by Idle Hands-Devil's Tool April 18, 2011

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


West Ham

West Ham United is NOT the only football club in east London. Millwall, one of West Hams biggest rivals, is in fact also situated in east London.

Other popular London teams include Chelsea (southwest) Arsenal (north) and Tottenham (north)

West Ham song

I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high they reach the sky
Just like my dreams they fade and die
Fortunes always hiding
I've looking everywhere
Cus I'm forever flowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
United
United

by e15 April 26, 2006

59πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž


going ham

goin' ape on a mofo. MC Hammer style.

dude ran up on J-bone, got in his face, he started going ham on him. wasnt pretty.

by Bromeisterstein March 6, 2010

324πŸ‘ 719πŸ‘Ž


grey ham

A giga chad with a huge cock who can fuck any man in sight just by looking at them.

Damn I wish I could fuck grey ham. He’s so fucking hot.

by hamenjoyer08 April 20, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž