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i hate ducks

hating ducks is natural

if you hate them, then you won’t go to hell
but you won’t go to heaven
you’ll go to duck-hating afterlife, regardless if you’re not a duck-ist

“i hate ducks,” mark said.
“i don’t give a shit,” felix replied.

by iiphishx July 2, 2018

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I hate cats

WHat?? why would you hate cats??? YOU MONSTER

"I hate cats" -no one ever

by A dude🌝🌝🌝 November 30, 2021

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Girl that Hates Minions

A youtube video posted on June 22, 2015 titled "I HATE MINIONS SO MUCH" about a girl saying she got a minion plushy from a crane machine when she was going for a Webkinz plushy because she has a Webkinz charm bracelet but instead got a minion plushy which you might think is not so bad but she quote on quote says she has a melt down when seeing one in public and she starts to cry. In the video she cries and tries to break the minion stuff animal. At the beginning she tries to crush a Dr. Pepper can with her hands.

Dude in 2021: Hey do you remember that "girl that hates minions" from 5 years ago that was a funny video.

Another dude in 2021: I wonder if she still has that phobia today?

by lil Shanikua Bunikua X January 30, 2021

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that mouth I hate

When someone looks like they have too many teeth in their mouth. Generally when they smile and you see a gang of yellow or disproportionate teeth staring back at you. Typically found on low-income, country/rural, or one foot out of the trailer whites. They are highly recognizable because they generally wear rural and outdated pride on their sleeve, look unsanitary and or love to tell you how they are or were the first ones in their families to go to college. Whatever the case, they are in terrible need of dental work. Also known as British mouth syndrome. The suburbs are full of these people.

"Where did Erin graduate from?"
"Which one? There are two of 'em."
"The one with that mouth I hate."
"Oh her, I think she went to Auburn"

by Ralph McGregor May 30, 2008

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I Hate Indians

I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion.” — Winston Churchill

I couldn’t agree more.

I hate Indians. Fuck India. I like China better even though they are enemies of the USA.

Fuck India. Indians aren’t even a race. They are mongrels!

by Death Menace December 14, 2022

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I hate happiness

When you’re really horny at want to eat a dick but don’t want to say

Horny ass gurl:I HATE HAPPINESS random guy at the party: “cum” with me (goes to empty room) Horny gurl: hurry up already random guy:(unleashes the power) guy: ( moaaaaaaaaaaaan) gurl: ( sucks HARD)

by treecar101 June 24, 2021

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Self hating jew

A Jew who hates themselves for being Jewish.

“That guy is a self hating jew because he doesn’t support Israel.”

by Misanthrope631 September 3, 2020

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