hitting reef

"Hitting reef" is a term that describes when a man's penis penetrates a woman's vagina and proceeds to make contact with the woman's cervix. The term is derived from nautical terminology, which describes a boat in shallow waters that has struck a coral reef.

"Dude, I got laid last night and for the first time I was hitting reef!"

"My girlfriends vagina is small, she is always complaining when I 'hit reef.'"

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Hit A House

To have a stinker.
You can Hit A House in any situation it can be running out of things to say when you're trying to chat up a girl, not being able to roll outta bed when you're meant to and making yourself late for work in the process or absolutely anything else you should, could or planned to do but didn't.

Pat Healy(after a particularily bad golf tee shot): "Oh dammit, hit a house."

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hit it and split it

when you hook up and never call him back

yeah so i totally hit it and split it with jason

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Hit the smut

A phrase meaning "to run."

additional: after saying the phrase, people will generally tap their thighs with their to simulate the noise of a person who is rapidly running.

Aye cuz hit the smut 5-0 commin!

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jizz hit

n. insult. 1. A person who messes up in life severely; one who is a dumbass; one who should quit at life.

n. 2. Also can refer to the ejaculation of man prematurely and rather quickly. When it's like a rocket shooting out.

Variations of the word can be made into a verb as well.

1. "Jesus Christ, you jizz hit, why the fuck would you slice your dick in two for a special piercing?"

2. "Man, his jizz hit was so fast I didn't have time to duck, and it got all over my face!"

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hit it and quit it

A termed originated by Zee, meaning one (usually a male) that has sex with a female and dumps her afterwards.

"Yeah, they had sex."

"Did he hit it and quit it?"

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hit for the cycle

Derived from the baseball term, in which a player hits a home run, triple, double, and single, in one game, To Hit for the cycle is to become romanticaly involved with a Freshman, Sophmore, Junior, and Senior in over a set period of time, usually a week. They can be in college or in highschool, but its just much funnier if its highschool.

Also, ettiquite suggest that you do not drop standards just for the sake of completing the cycle, because when it comes to hitting for the cycle, respect and class are the key words.

! just Hit for the cycle and boy are my arms tired.

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