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When my coworker blows viciously into the webs of his or her hands to create the serenading sound of a trumpet.
Hey pal, can you teach me
How to human trumpet?
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Where u go to the freak show find a midget and twirl her around ur dick like a pinwheel
Im desperate for a human pinwheel
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something i haven't had in 4 years.
My mom: "Hey, i made you break-"
me: *SCREEECH*
My mom: *opens the blinds*
me: *dies*
so, yeah. Human contact.
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A man or woman, with such sweaty armpits that they are pouring sweat everywhere. Waterfall effect can be maximized by a light colored shirt.
Watch out, the Human Waterfall is pouring it down again.
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The size, texture and articulation of physical elements that match the size and proportions of human sight and speed.
The design features of traditional main streets are generally of a human scale.
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A trash ass cheating baby daddy, who doesn't pay child support, probably smells dirty pussy, and is named Zayne.
Well, I just got a text from actual human garbage.
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entities that possess the following traits that resemble a human being:
emotions, cough, watch tv shows
Eric: "Yeah, we got.. snakes."
Hannibal: "..with human traits."
Hannibal: "They got emotions, and they cough,and they watch tv shows.. *sighs*"
Jimmy: "You have snakes with human traits?"
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