Precision Boning

Refers to the attempted anal farting of a mungaloid dawg whilst in air. With some degree of accuracy you can limit the incest damage. An example would be destroying a single sphincter by unloading the groceries all over their gramophone. In order to not damage the orifice be sure to massage and relax the rectum, to do this simply give the patient stiff meds and softly stroke their lancaster boner. If any troubles should rise, feel free to call 1800 lancaster boner, visit our website at www.kandipluggedmyhole.org.au or follow us on snapchat @Dhorseman1127

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bag of bones

an extemely thin person;looking skeletal and unhealthy..thinner than "slim" and "lean"

he was a bag of bones before he started working out to build his bod up a little

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boned up

To beocme ready and excited for something, to prepare for it. The literal meaning is to get a hard on, or erection which is a preperatory step for copulation.

figurative example- "Anton, are you all boned up for the three hour swim set?"

literal example- "She was disappointed that he couldn't get boned up, however hard he tried."

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tuna bone

Where you kick a Bitch...compairable to kicking a dude in the nuts

Bitch was going crazy so I had to kick her in the tuna bone

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scrawn and bones

To be 'scrawn and bones' is to be so skinny that your body literally constists of only skin and bones. When one is skinny, they are thought to be scrawny- thus the origin of "Scrawn and bones".

I can't lift this box because I am scrawn and bones.

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Mango Bone

The furry nasty middle bit of a mango which is definitely not a seed.

"Man I wish the shop still had boneless mangoes. Mango bones are disgusting."

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Baking Bones

Verb: The act of performing a "Dutch Oven" while your partner(s) are erect.

Sorry I was late, I was stuck Baking Bones.