Fat Bastard

A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.

Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.

Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.

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fat sue

a guaranteed, slightly overweight concubine usually done in the biblical sense after much drinking while totally ignoring her, then dragging her to do the nasty at 1:45AM. She must always be appreciative, and go away when deed is done!

Man, Bob grabbed fat Sue again last night. oh well, better than rosey palm! booty}

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Fat Kelly

A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.

Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.

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Fat cat

A huge cat

Your cat 🐈 is fat
You got a fat cat

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fat gangsta

the one in a group who although obease is the one who makes things happen like being able to shut up a chav or if a chav is the only desent one

chav:oy u twats ya mum

fat gangsta:ooo big words from a little boy

chav:ill bash u up innit

fat gangsta: bring it on u little chav
then more chvs come who get beaten up by he fat gangstsa

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Fat bet

A phrase used by someone either when someone else doubts they will do something that they are highly likely to do, or they hear someone mention something happening that they really want to happen.

A higher degree of the slang term 'bet'.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that *unliked coworker* might get fired?"
Coworker 2: "FAT BET."

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fat smacker

1. a gluttonous human. 2. a spoiled child.

i have to serve all these fat smackers at chuck e cheese

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