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A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.
"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"
A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”
Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”
You: “no, this is my closet band”
When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L
If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.
someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer
I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them
Coming out of the Closet is what you do when you want to identify yourself as homie-sexual
John was coming out of the closet! I cant believe he's homie-sexual!
the act of skipping class in a school bathroom, closet or change room
person 1: let’s go to math
person 2: not today, I’m gonna water closet
person 1: oh where will you be?
person 2: the bathroom near room 302
A term of endearment in reference to the shower
I smell awful. I'm gonna go jump in the water closet