Grass

A plant that is poisonous to gamers.

Aiden: Did you know that Jake hasn't touched grass in weeks?
Jake: wait what???

Grass

The green thing on the floor. Something that George’s have none of.

George has no grass and is wasting his life.

Grass

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass.

Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about block men for the last hour? How about we go outside and touch some grass :)

Grass

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass. Unheard of by mcyt Twitter.

Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about minecraft block men again.. let’s go outside and touch some grass, yeah?

grass

The green stuff you see outside but you wouldn't know, stop playing Minecraft...

Kai:Whats grass?
Jenny:Kai, go the fuck outside

Grass

A thing that we gamers scared of.
Touching it makes you feel idiot.

random kid : LOLOLOLL TOUCH SOME GRASS
me :

grass

Grass is a plant that is green.
If you don't know what a plant or grass is, I suggest you get off your computer and get a life.

The grass is always greener on the other side