Blade of Grass

A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.

“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”

Blade of Grass

Term coined by the greatest service industry professional ever Davina. A blade of grass is a purposeless object, thing, or person that serves no purpose. It is presently there and noticeable but can also be forgotten very easily.

“I wish Stella wasn’t her usual blade of grass self. It was almost like I was working alone today.” #lonely

grass in the pocket

An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.

Hey dude, I saw you doin the grass in the pocket at the show the other night.. stellar performance!

tall grass

for tall grass hen your short my guys you'll see

When the 2 dwarfs ran through the tall grass they kept laughing because it kept ticklingthere balls

grass#0326

A fucking person who has no fucking sense of self. He jokes around non-existent jokes and even fucking jacks himself off when doing so.

grass#0326 is a fucking bitch.

Brain Grass

1. A term used to describe Marijuana for a student or employee who is productive at school or work. 2. Breeds creativity through the consumption of Marijuana.

I smoked some brain grass before writing my paper.

I need brain grass to do my best work.

Cereal Grass

A synonym for wheat only used my intellectuals, and you can fight me on it.

Me: wheat = cereal grass
My friend: B I O T C H
Me: I'm right
My friend: your a smart thot