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Theory of Relative Abundance

The theory that a woman who is usually looked at as a root, but because of the lack of women in the particular area the theory of relative abundance is implemented and said woman becomes increasingly more attractive.

Dude, she's fucking ugly dog, fucking ugly. I mean for real dog, FUCKING UGLY. You are just held by the grasp of the theory of relative abundance, dog.

by Geoff Saunders Wheeler Dealer Frinky Poo March 19, 2008

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Rules of music theory

1) First rules of // you do not talk about //.
2) When in doubt, it's minor.
2.5) Minors do not exist (refer to rule 3)
3) When you think it's minor, it's major
4) When it's diminished, you know that world is over.
5) Do NOT socialize with the principal during // mod
5.1) The principal does not exist
5.2) // mod does not exist
5.3) The limit does not exist
6) No mean girls references allowed in //
7) When it beeps you always haul it back
8) Everything is written in code
8.1) Figured bass symbols
9) You do not speak of those who do not exist
9.1) The adorable // player behind us does not exist
9.2) You do not talk near/about/to the non-existent.
10) I just had sex with the Jonas Brothers on Friday Friday Friday.
11) Always go for the younger one.
11.1) Usually the infant is best
11.12) In the nonexistent // world, sex with infants is practical and acceptable.
12) Coffee from the teacher's lounge (which does not exist) is better black.
12.1) Once you're black you can't go back.
13) //, which we do not speak of, is best taught by the black.
13.1) No racial.
13.2) Fiery black men apparently like to watch a lot of porn.
13.21) Never pick up a black man's sweatshirt.
13.211)or look on his computer
13.2111) ever.
13.3) Theory does not exist
13.31) Second rule of theory, Always talk about theory.

My car just broke down, and I was going to use the power of music to fix it. One problem, do I use minor or major? I don't understand the Rules of music theory!!

by The nonexistent BS April 26, 2011

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Baby Corn Theory

Any thing like or relating to the idea that if one gets baby corn on their mongolian bbq, most of it will roll away and you'll be left with only one piece. So you come up with the solution that you need an extreme amount of baby corn so even though most of it rolls away you will still have enough baby corn. But the person making it assumes you're some kind of freak for baby corn and doesn't let any of it roll away, so you have an extreme amount of baby corn still. (there is nooooooooooo happy medium)

Obvious: why do you have so much babycorn? Baby Corn Theory :/
Not So Obvious: Well i can either not talk to him at all or sing a romantic duet to him every morning. . . .baby corn theory

by Brittany! November 21, 2007

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Zero Mass Theory

noun - Used in some Sci-Fi, the Zero Mass Theory is a theory that suggests there is a net total of zero mass in the universe. Although that seems impossible, its the mathematical veiw of the theory.

the actual theory is that there is positive matter and negative matter, and when the total negative and positive mass is added together, they cancel out to zero. This would go along with the Big Bang Theory. One unanswered question would be, "If there was nothing, then exploded into positive and negative matter, what caused this massive and mysterious disturbance in the universe?"

I have 2 plausible answers to that question. 1. God, or a "Higher Power" created this disturbance, or 2.) Some form of energy or abnormal object must have existed before the matter became. Neither is truely an explanation, just theories without evidence.

How does negative matter and positive matter interact? do that same Newton's Laws apply to them? Do they attract or repulse each other in space? When they touch, do they combine together into nothing? And if so, would they combine into energy, or would they absorb energy in their leave? Does negative matter have negative energy, or do they have the same energy? If different energy, hwo do they react to each others energy? Do magnets still have their effects?

Assuming this theory is true, would one side of the universe be negative? or would there be strange mixes?

I doubt if any real answers will be found in the next 1000 years, but I do hope some scientists take this into consideration as a theory.

Nathan: I was talking to Amber, then we started talking about the Zero Mass Theory, and she immediatly ripped my shirt off and asked me out, I was like "woah! rushing a bit don't you think?"
Jordan: Thats how you started dating her??????11

by Can Not April 5, 2005

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thumb ring theory

A thumb ring is a symbol that the wearer enjoys and may even prefer anal sex.

Do you know the "thumb ring theory"? Your girlfriend sure does.

by officespacejk March 31, 2009

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Extraphysical Aliens Theory

The Extraphysical Aliens Theory (EPAT), also Extraphysical Extraterrestrials Theory (EPETT), Post-Physical Aliens Theory (PPAT), Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory (PSTAT), Post-Physical Extraterrestrials Theory (PPETT) or Post-Spacetime Extraterrestrials Theory (PSTETT), is a theory that holds that extraterrestrials have evolved into an extraphysical level of being by becoming post-physical / post-spacetime by technological or by spiritual means. The extraphysical aliens theory also supports that by the time that extraterrestrials have existed, they've already evolved into an extraphysical level of civilization and they exist beyond physics/matter and beyond the spacetime. The extraphysical aliens theory also supports that there might have extraphysical alien worlds at extraphysical level as well as the so called "gods" and "spiritual beings" might actually be aliens that or already existed at extraphysical level or were physical aliens that evolved into an extraphysical level of being or by technology or by spiritual means.

The Extraphysical Aliens Theory is an interesting theory about aliens, despite a lot of people are against that and there's a big criticism towards it, the theory is still valid and might be correct somehow.

by Dumugian October 16, 2021

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Commonsense Logic Theory

The explanation of an outcome based theory that can not be argued or retracted using probabilistic reasoning without non-monotonic logic.

Commonsense logic theory was used in the creation of self-sustainable models wherein no argument for or against could be represented.

by Boomerboy79 September 24, 2017

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