This holiday of joy is celebrated on 25th December. Have fun people!
Jeff: what you doing today bro?
Bro: What do you think it’s National Threesome with your Sister and Mom day
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who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky
“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page
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Doin your mom is a popular song made by fatty spins in 2009 and is also what I do every night
Doin your mom:
Do you know doin you mom by fatty spins?
Yes
When they say this, you are done. There is no comeback that could possibly counter this.
"Man, screw you!"
"Oh yeah? Well, your mom is a cow!"
I am currently fucking your mom
Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch
mom: (currently has me inside her)
IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD
people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested
"I was just doing your mom."
"Yeah dude that's creepy."
"Thanks."
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any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
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