de-ing the gerb

declawing a gerbil prior to insertion in the anus for sexual pleasure (gerbiling). Necessary to prevent anal scratching.

"AWWW SHIT! Next time I'm definitely de-ing the gerb 'cuz now my anus won't stop bleeding!!!!"

Randy-ing

1) only blows the dopest Vape clouds
2) competes in the 2016 Vape and Beer Pong Olympics

3) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse... He was a convicted bro rapist
4) Goes out of way to make your friends pay you for things.

5) goes out of way to save yourself even the slightest bit of money

John was Randy-ing so hard last night. He invited 3 close guy friends over, got them lit off natty light, and then once they were blacked out drunk, began to fondle with their nut sacks and took their money. Then when the friends woke up in the morning, John forced them to clean up the basement before they left, and pay for the beer and food they ate.

Austin Powers-ing

An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.

Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".

Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"

Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"

Boss: "Lmao damn son"

ab-ing

ab-ing (æb-ing) is when someone puts something above something else without comparing the two, with the intention to downplay one of them.

"Billy Bat is trash, 20th century boys is better"

"you are ab-ing"

hike-ing

When you are racing in a video game and start trolling the other racers

I was hike-ing my friends last night in Grand Theft Auto 5.

MAC`ing

When a individual is using there Macintosh products such as the Apple computer, the Ipod, the Ipad or the

Iphone.

"i missed my train cause i was MAC`ing with my Ipad"
"stop MAC`ing!!your at a funeral"!!

soyfer-ing

Anything that involves any sort of stutus update.
such as twitter, Facebook, and myspace.

My friend is always soyfer-ing.