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ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.

"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"

by juwupiter February 12, 2020


Jesus trophy

A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.

woo hoo! i finally got my jesus trophy,been waiting 60 long years for this.

by georgekoko March 6, 2009


raped by jesus

when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking

i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus

by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017


Jesus Pee

A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.

I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.

by kdmleelauragrace May 2, 2009

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jesus brb

freaking awesome.
the act of jesus leaving and coming back
thats what he said.

yo homies, dis is your snoop dawg jesus brb.

by ayevayday December 3, 2009

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hickory jesus

A wooden baton used to beat a protester to a near death experience

I showed that protestor some hickory Jesus

by double d 5129 December 6, 2013

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Jesus Rifle

Rifles equipped with Military Targeting scopes with bible verse serial numbers made by Trijicon

U.S Soldier: I just sent that terrorist to Allah using my new Jesus Rifle! God bless you, trijicon.com!

by tekphreak January 21, 2010

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