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when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking
i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus
An individual who dresses up as jesus and attends raves. Goes up to individuals having a bad reaction or "trip" on drugs and makes them feel safe.
Friend one: Damn bro, I was so mucked out last night! I saw god!
Friend two: Na dude, that was rave jesus.
A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.
woo hoo! i finally got my jesus trophy,been waiting 60 long years for this.
freaking awesome.
the act of jesus leaving and coming back
thats what he said.
yo homies, dis is your snoop dawg jesus brb.
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A wooden baton used to beat a protester to a near death experience
I showed that protestor some hickory Jesus
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Rifles equipped with Military Targeting scopes with bible verse serial numbers made by Trijicon
U.S Soldier: I just sent that terrorist to Allah using my new Jesus Rifle! God bless you, trijicon.com!
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A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.
I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.
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